Make love, not horcruxes

shining-magically:

newerleaf:

flancrossing:

this is a hat you can buy

I’M FUCKING DYING

WHY


elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.


  • Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
  • Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
  • Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
  • Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
  • Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

misscarletwitch:

happy-for-someriseing:

I love Anastasia but they get so much shit wrong and I had to talk about it.

i would also like to send john cusack a gift basket for facilitating my sexual awakening

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born


dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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(Source: loserly)


helloandwelcometotheoneshow:

New spin-off show, coming soon to BBC Two.

helloandwelcometotheoneshow:

New spin-off show, coming soon to BBC Two.