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What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
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• About Me
• Ask me anything
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
| Me: | What do you do when you like a boy? |
| Sister: | You tell him. |
| Me: | And if he doesn't like you? |
| Sister: | You kill him. |
| Weather forecast: | 64 degrees with sunshine. |
| English Person: | Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50. |
| WELSH PERSON: | What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth. |
| SCOTTISH PERSON: | WIT THE FUCK IS THAT |
| Texas Person: | Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS. |
| Florida Person: | It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING. |
| Tumblr Person: | Nice day for blogging. |
| Actual English person: | What the fuck is that in Celsius? |
| in celebration: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in sorrow: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in anticipation: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in sympathy: | I'll put the kettle on |
| in dedication: | I'll put the kettle on |
| just because: | I'll put the kettle on |
| everyday: | the kettle is on |
true story.
This.1,000,000 times this.
I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY.
ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.
Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band
I….want to kill them.
wOW RAGE
I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U
BLASPHEMY.
Aaaand there goes my sanity…
Reblog if you think Benedict Cumberbatch is great
I have his fan mail address and plan on sending him a letter along with a screenshot of this post to prove how truly brilliant we all think he is.
So please reblog if you think he is talented/intelligent/handsome/interesting/or anything else you can think of! (Feel free to add adjectives!)
Also, I would like to be able to send this at the beginning of June. Thank you all!
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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