Make love, not horcruxes

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes


realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  


thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  


colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

lardypoison:

the british primary school experience
(you definitely know all the words)
1. air hostess // busted 2. just a little // liberty x 3. chelsea dagger // the fratellis 4. superstar // jamelia 5. 5 colours in her hair // mcfly 6. suddenly I see // k.t tunstall 7. love it when you call // the feeling 8. hole in the head // sugababes 9. dance wiv me // dizzee rascal feat. calvin harris 10. she moves in her own way // the kooks 11. 5,6,7,8 // steps 12. goodbye mr a // the hoosiers 13. wearing my rolex // wiley
8tracks: ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

lardypoison:

the british primary school experience

(you definitely know all the words)

1. air hostess // busted 2. just a little // liberty x 3. chelsea dagger // the fratellis 4. superstar // jamelia 5. 5 colours in her hair // mcfly 6. suddenly I see // k.t tunstall 7. love it when you call // the feeling 8. hole in the head // sugababes 9. dance wiv me // dizzee rascal feat. calvin harris 10. she moves in her own way // the kooks 11. 5,6,7,8 // steps 12. goodbye mr a // the hoosiers 13. wearing my rolex // wiley

8tracks: ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

forumgamer:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

Seein as how Russia’s foreign policy seems to mirror that of Germany in 1938… yeah, kinda.

forumgamer:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

Seein as how Russia’s foreign policy seems to mirror that of Germany in 1938… yeah, kinda.

pleatedjeans:

deathbulge